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The Technical Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
AN ALGORITHM IN A SPANNING TREE

On the second day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
Two LLC's.........................(Chorus)

On the third day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
THREE ETHERNETS...................(CHORUS)

On the fourth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
FOUR TOKEN BUSES..................(CHORUS)

On the fifth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
F I V E T O K E N R I N G S!....(CHORUS)

On the sixth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
SIX MANs A'MANNING................(CHORUS)

On the seventh day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
SEVEN BROADS A'BANDING............(CHORUS)

On the eighth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
EIGHT FIBERS SPARKLING............(CHORUS)

On the ninth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
NINE VIDEOS TALKING...............(CHORUS)

On the tenth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
TEN VLANS ENCRYPTED...............(CHORUS)

On the eleventh day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
ELEVEN LANS SANS WIRES............(CHORUS)

On the twelveth day of Net Tech, my instructor gave to me,
TWELVE FAST ETHERNETS.............

(CHORUS, WITH FOUR PART HARMONY AND FEELING!)

by E. Brian Coleman
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