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A Modern Twelve Days of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas
Revised for the Modern World
by Sarah Murray

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 Tomigatchis and
a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 Beanie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 laser printers,
5 Beanie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 office laptops,
6 laser printers,
5 Beanie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 WWJD bands,
7 office laptops,
6 laser printers,
5 Beanie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 Tickle Me Elmos,
8 WWJD bands,
7 office laptops,
6 laser printers,
5 Beanie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 Adidas jackets,
9 Tickle Me Elmos,
8 WWJD bands,
7 office laptops,
6 laser printers,
5 Bennie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 cool CDs,
10 Adidas jackets,
9 Tickle Me Elmos,
8 WWJD bands,
7 office laptops,
6 laser printers,
5 Beanie Rabies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomiqatchis,
and a cell phone with 90 minutes free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 awesome friends,
11 cool CDs,
10 Adidas jackets,
9 Tickle Me Elmos,
8 WWJD bands,
7 office laptops,
6 laser printers,
5 Beanie Babies,
4 collect calls,
3 on-line services,
2 Tomigatchis,
and A CELL PHONE WlTH 90 MINUTES FREE!

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