Signs of Christmas

 - Submitted by L Jon  
   
   
 Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."  
   
 Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."  
   
 Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."  
   
 At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale.  
 Come in and mangle with the crowd."  
   
 A Texas jeweler store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000.  
 Three for $200,000.  
   
 A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."  
   
 In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything...  
 a calendar to remind him when payments are due."