The Jokes
- 12 Days of Christmas Letters
- A Holiday Shopping Guide
- A Trip to the Dentist
- All I Need To Know...
- Psychiatrically Challenged Carols
- Christmas Carols
- Christmas Physics
- Christmas Riddles
- Republicans and Democrats...
- Christmas FAQ's
- Fruitcake Recipe
- Fruitcake Recipe #2
- Geneologist's Christmas Wish
- Helpful Holiday Diet Tips
- Why Angels Top The Tree
- How To Tell If You Are A Grinch
- Unknown Reindeer
- Is Santa A Woman?
- Is There A Santa Claus?
- Is There A Santa Claus? (A College Paper)
- Martha Stewart's Planning List
- Name That Christmas Carol (Quiz)
- Praying For Gifts
- Santa Stats
- Santa's Medical Chart
- Santa's Replacement: Bubba Claus
- Signs of Christmas
- Compare Santa With Sysadmins
- Southern Wise Men
- Top Ten Uses For Fruitcake
- Yes, Virginia, Explorer is part of the OS
- A Cat's Favorite Christmas Carols
- A Dog's Rules For Christmas
- A Kitten's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Ferret's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Doggy Wonderland
- The Christmas Parrot
- A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas
- Wrapping Gifts 101 for Cat Owners
- Wrapping Presents With A Puppy
- Gift Wrapping With Ferrets
- 12 Days of Anatomy
- 12 Days, U.P. Michigan style
- A Blacksmith's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Modern Twelve Days of Christmas
- A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas
- Martha Stewart Does Christmas
- The 12 Bugs of Software
- The 12 Days AFTER Christmas
- The Technical Twelve Days of Christmas
- A Ferret's 12 Days of Christmas
- The Twelve Days of Christmas (Hawaii style)
- The Twelve Days of Research
- The Twelve Days of UNIX
- The Twleve Days of Fast Food
- Corporate Memo
- Holiday Merger
- Holiday Office Memo
- Mental Health Memo
- Microsoft Buys Christmas
- Politically Correct Best Wishes
- Politically Correct Holiday Party
- A Doggy Wonderland
- Addicted To The Web
- Retranslated Christmas Carol Lyrics
- Santa Claus Is Tapping Your Phone
- Deck The Halls (greed version)
- Techie Christmas Tune Song Titles
- The Little Spammer Boy
- Santa Claus is Coming To Town (for Unix geeks)
- 'Twas A Florida Christmas
- 'Twas A Star Trek Christmas
- 'Twas The Month After Christmas (Dieting)
- 'Twas The Net Before Christmas
- 'Twas The Night Before Catmas
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas (Dieter Version)
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Dalmatian Style
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Contract Version
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Legal Version
- 'Twas The Night Before Finals
- 'Twas The Week Before Christmas (School)
- A Geneologist's Christmas Eve
- A Mom's Night Before Christmas
- The Day After Christmas
- A Programmer's Christmas
- A System Support Christmas Poem
- Christmas On The Enterprise
- Christmas Worms
- Microsoft Christmas
- Politically Correct Christmas
- Some Assembly Required
- Star Trek Before Christmas
- The Sysop's Night Before Christmas
- Twas The Night Before Christmas (Texas Style)
A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamster in a plastic ball!!
