The Jokes
- 12 Days of Christmas Letters
- A Holiday Shopping Guide
- A Trip to the Dentist
- All I Need To Know...
- Psychiatrically Challenged Carols
- Christmas Carols
- Christmas Physics
- Christmas Riddles
- Republicans and Democrats...
- Christmas FAQ's
- Fruitcake Recipe
- Fruitcake Recipe #2
- Geneologist's Christmas Wish
- Helpful Holiday Diet Tips
- Why Angels Top The Tree
- How To Tell If You Are A Grinch
- Unknown Reindeer
- Is Santa A Woman?
- Is There A Santa Claus?
- Is There A Santa Claus? (A College Paper)
- Martha Stewart's Planning List
- Name That Christmas Carol (Quiz)
- Praying For Gifts
- Santa Stats
- Santa's Medical Chart
- Santa's Replacement: Bubba Claus
- Signs of Christmas
- Compare Santa With Sysadmins
- Southern Wise Men
- Top Ten Uses For Fruitcake
- Yes, Virginia, Explorer is part of the OS
- A Cat's Favorite Christmas Carols
- A Dog's Rules For Christmas
- A Kitten's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Ferret's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Doggy Wonderland
- The Christmas Parrot
- A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas
- Wrapping Gifts 101 for Cat Owners
- Wrapping Presents With A Puppy
- Gift Wrapping With Ferrets
- 12 Days of Anatomy
- 12 Days, U.P. Michigan style
- A Blacksmith's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas
- A Modern Twelve Days of Christmas
- A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas
- Martha Stewart Does Christmas
- The 12 Bugs of Software
- The 12 Days AFTER Christmas
- The Technical Twelve Days of Christmas
- A Ferret's 12 Days of Christmas
- The Twelve Days of Christmas (Hawaii style)
- The Twelve Days of Research
- The Twelve Days of UNIX
- The Twleve Days of Fast Food
- Corporate Memo
- Holiday Merger
- Holiday Office Memo
- Mental Health Memo
- Microsoft Buys Christmas
- Politically Correct Best Wishes
- Politically Correct Holiday Party
- A Doggy Wonderland
- Addicted To The Web
- Retranslated Christmas Carol Lyrics
- Santa Claus Is Tapping Your Phone
- Deck The Halls (greed version)
- Techie Christmas Tune Song Titles
- The Little Spammer Boy
- Santa Claus is Coming To Town (for Unix geeks)
- 'Twas A Florida Christmas
- 'Twas A Star Trek Christmas
- 'Twas The Month After Christmas (Dieting)
- 'Twas The Net Before Christmas
- 'Twas The Night Before Catmas
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas (Dieter Version)
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Dalmatian Style
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Contract Version
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Legal Version
- 'Twas The Night Before Finals
- 'Twas The Week Before Christmas (School)
- A Geneologist's Christmas Eve
- A Mom's Night Before Christmas
- The Day After Christmas
- A Programmer's Christmas
- A System Support Christmas Poem
- Christmas On The Enterprise
- Christmas Worms
- Microsoft Christmas
- Politically Correct Christmas
- Some Assembly Required
- Star Trek Before Christmas
- The Sysop's Night Before Christmas
- Twas The Night Before Christmas (Texas Style)
A Cat's Favorite Christmas Carols
10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!
Thanks to Daryl Hillen
