Types You Meet In The Men's Room

Excitable
Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
Sociable
Joins friends in peeing whether he has to or not.
Cross-eyed
Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Timid
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
Indifferent
All urinals being used, pees in sink.
Clever
No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pees on floor.
Frivolous
Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
Absent-Minded
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants.
Childish
Pees directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
Patient
Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
Desperate
Waits in long line, teeth floating, pees in pants.
Efficient
Waits until he has to crap and does both.