Gifts For the Teacher
It was the end of the school year and the students were giving their teacher gifts. The teacher knew the profession of the kids' parents, so she would guess what they got her.
The florists daughter gave her a box, she put it over her head and shook it. "Are they flowers?" asked the teacher.
The student replied, "How did you know?"
Then the candy shop son came with a box, she put it over her head and said "Is it candy?"
The student asked "How'd you know!!"
Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the teacher saw the box leaking. She put her tongue on it and sucked the juice and said "Is it wine?"
Johnny shook his head.
Then she licked it again, "Vodka?"
Johnny replied "Nuh-uhn! It's a puppy!!!"