Pets' Letters To God

Dogs' letters to God:

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but hardly ever smell each other? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
If a dog barks all night in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle from across the street!

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands and beg to get in?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it that thing with the carpets again?

Dear God,
Can you undo what that veterinarian did to me?!?

Cat's letter to God:

Dear God,
Do you exist? Just curious. I don't really care.